LeQaTaR
12-06-2005, 11:23 PM
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his
money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.
All He loved was money more than just about anything, and just before he died,
He said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my
money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the
Afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she
would do as he asked and put all his money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was
sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box
with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in
the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised
him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with
him?"
I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and I wrote him a check
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money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.
All He loved was money more than just about anything, and just before he died,
He said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my
money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the
Afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she
would do as he asked and put all his money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was
sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box
with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in
the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised
him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with
him?"
I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and I wrote him a check
lo0ol